When your bedroom smells like pee,
And all you want to do is flee,
You need to cleanse that musky smell,
Before it permeates your cells,
Go and buy some bulbs of light!
That's all you need to make things right.
To build your very own lightsaber,
Start with parts and add some labour;
Buy flourescent lights and gas,
Repeat these steps, you'll have a blast;
(In case you're burned in this pursuit,
Also buy a Vader suit.)
To eat Benihana's can be a fun time;
Just make sure you sit somewhere you won't get slimed;
The chefs can be sloppy while flinging and flipping;
The stuff they throw often is still wet and dripping;
Just sit in the middle to get the best view;
You'll also avoid being the target of goo.
When you run from place to place,
No matter why you need this pace,
Look straight ahead! Not up or down;
Don't run some kid into the ground.
When working with computers, please try not to trip
Over power cords, or your power strip.
