For all those I know who can't keep spyware out,
Whose windows spew popups like snot from a snout,
And even for those who are most spyware free,
This app's pretty cool; install it and see.
Their bots crawl around to find sites that are scams,
Signing themselves up to test them for spam,
They download the programs and visit the links,
While carefully noting suspicious hijinks;
They count up the popups and adware they find;
The data, once gathered, is then all combined;
When you do a search or go browsing around,
They'll show you reports of the crap that they've found;
Results from your searches will each get a mark,
An X or a check and a summed up remark.