Moo

4 legs good, 2 legs bad

Today, we are pleased to provide brand new news,
Of life-changing gadgets designed and now built;

A historic first step for the rights of moo-moos,
The end of oppresion by hicks and their ilk.

An open-source gizmo allows cows to choose,
To choose their own time and the place to be milked.

Pretty in Pink

Spinning circles, blobs of pink
That shift to green before they shrink;

Keep your focus on the center,
In a trance, let your mind enter;

Watch the cross, you'll see the green,
Few seconds more, pink turns unseen..

The green alone spins round and round
Til eyes grow tired and pink is found.

stalking

Train tickets and metrocard to get to the city - $4.50
3 tickets to Digital Life at the Javits center - $22.50
Brunch for 3 at French Roast - $54.90

A half-second glimpse of Jessica Alba's head from 3 feet away...

NO! i can't say it!

Mixology 101

I can see clearly now

When your bedroom smells like pee,
And all you want to do is flee,

You need to cleanse that musky smell,
Before it permeates your cells,

Go and buy some bulbs of light!
That's all you need to make things right.