June 25, 2004

Empty that bladder!

Bow your heads, put your hands together,
And pray for the end of this horrible weather.

Pray that the clouds will all rain out tonight,
So mermaids tomorrow can frolic and fight.

Dance your rain dances and use up your wishes,
Tomorrow we don't want to paddle like fishes

Now that we're all working towards the same goal,
We'll make sure the weather's not hard to control.

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June 10, 2004

me! me!

Stealing a post requires no creativity,
Especially one that just puffs up your ego,
So let's make some changes to boost exclusivity
And hope this keeps interest while still being legal.

1Who are you known as, and what do you do?
2Where do you come from and how do I know you?
3What would you call me, if not my own name?
And why pick that name? (we're a third through this game!)
4,5What kind of things make you think of me fondly?
(Not even so fond, just what makes you think, "conny!")
6Can you think of anything i need to own,
That you'd like to give me, as gift or a loan?
7Do you have a secret you've wanted to tell,
But just couldn't say it without being compelled,
ENOUGH of all these egotistical questions!
We'll change up the subject the rest of this session:
9Do you plan to copy this for your own blog?
10What's something you love, like a boy loves his dog??
Finally, so we can help this blog grow,
11What makes you come back here? to tell me hello?

post stolen from various blogs including glitter, daydreamer, guzzie, amykins, jdiddy, and many more

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June 9, 2004

Marketing Experts

If you're looking for a car or truck to help your locomotion,
This idiotic company has planned a new promotion:
"Try our car, then buy another! We'll give you some cash!"
This brilliant flash of marketing is sure to be a smash.

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June 4, 2004

muh

when the end of friday's close,
and you are feeling comatose,

can't concentrate on work that's due,
you need a break, what do you do??

you post a silly smallville test,
to find which role you'd play the best...

(and then proclaim this test a fraud,
'cause it calls you a silly broad.)


You are...

Lana Lang!

For Lana, life has always meant meeting challenges head on. From uncovering the truth about her parents, to running her own business and trying to get into art school, the only challenge she has been unable to conquer is the mystery of Clark.

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