To eat Benihana's can be a fun time;
Just make sure you sit somewhere you won't get slimed;
The chefs can be sloppy while flinging and flipping;
The stuff they throw often is still wet and dripping;
Just sit in the middle to get the best view;
You'll also avoid being the target of goo.
When you run from place to place,
No matter why you need this pace,
Look straight ahead! Not up or down;
Don't run some kid into the ground.
Do you like to watch TV?
I like to watch TV for free.
But what if you're not home to see?
I'd watch it then on someone's tee.
Would you watch it on your wrist?
I'd watch TV on screens of mist.
So when would you not watch TV?
I'd even watch it while I pee.
Here's another way for you to pass your time today;
It's a very simple game, but pretty fun to play.
I once had a pair of black shoes,
My feet they would batter and bruise,
Those dumb things exploded,
Their innards unloaded,
Now sneakers are all that I choose.
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yeah.
