On a plane what do you do?
Is leaning back the thing for you?
These people spent much time designing:
Their device stops all reclining;
Now it's sparked up much debate
Between two camps who're both irate -
From airlines making these things banned,
To promises of violence planned;
So what's your thought on Knee Defenders?
Useful tools, or rude offenders?
i've found a new flash! cause i know you've all missed this;
it's in a strange language, but don't just dismiss it;
the words are not needed to win at the game,
though if you do badly, you'll have that to blame;
the only small problem is now i'm all hungry,
so if you get cravings, i hope you're not angry.