Terrorists everywhere, swarming around;
We must keep on panicking, till they're all found!
There's no way to tell where they live, who they are;
Just pick who looks shady to feather and tar.
They might join the Senate, "defending your rights,"
Or act as just webmasters for a fan site;
What can we do about foes who're so hidden?
Perhaps we should make all dissension forbidden...
So cut through the terror, ahead we will forge;
We'll follow our leadership; all hail dear george!